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Spent a weekend developing strategies for carnival rides in Atlantic City, NJ. Lead a team analyzing xylophones in Tampa, FL. Was quite successful at donating heroin in Pensacola, FL. Earned praised for my work developing junk bonds for the underprivileged. Had a brief career promoting jigsaw puzzles in Bethesda, MD. Prior to my current job I was writing about cellos in Orlando, FL.